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User:uffer (12205054)
A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury...
Name:uffer
Location:Basingstoke, United Kingdom
Bio:Ok, so my parents didn't *actually* name me 'Uffer', but it would have made everybody's lives so much easier if they had. No, I'm not going to tell you what they *did* call me. Nor am I going to tell you how old I am, as this is something my colleagues have been trying to establish, by various more or less underhand methods, for more than 5 years now.

I can and will tell you I'm a pagan and ex re-enactor and work for a large finance and leasing company in their Collections department. Yes, I'm one of those eeevul people who phone you to ask for the money you owe us. Just pay it, it's simpler that way. And read the document *before* you sign it next time. Yes, even if you do think you can trust the salesman. In fact, *especially* if you think you can trust the salesman. I probably shouldn't say it, but yes, Virginia, salesmen lie. Like a cheap (insert nationality of choice) watch.
Memories:6 entries
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Mutual Friends:13: 7rin, cazmanian_minx, fastfwd, finuala, ifimust, ladyhelen, lazyhooker, nuatha, pinkdormouse, preest, unwillinggal, velvet512, zahryn
Member of:3: britpagan, lost_urpers, lower_tadfield
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